She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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