I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize