As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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