summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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