Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Four minutes until I can fart!
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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