She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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