I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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