My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she looked like the before picture.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
