Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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