Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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