I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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