You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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