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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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