how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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