im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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