i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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