i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
