just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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