Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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