the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
there is glitter all over my balls
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