Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you didnt know i had herpes?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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