this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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