I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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