I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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