i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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