All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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