I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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