So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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