I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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