walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
We’re leaving where are you
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