she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just want nice things and good sex
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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