I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
