It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
