I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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