When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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