He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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