He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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