Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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