me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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