you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
