then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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