it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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