Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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