new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
jump out the window naked night went bad
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