Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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