Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
COCAINE IS GR8
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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