how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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