I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
