I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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