ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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