god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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