You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
