saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
