Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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