she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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