just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Randomize
