Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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